simplestgift: (wet and breathless)
Archie Kennedy ([personal profile] simplestgift) wrote2011-01-05 06:46 pm

One Bell: [Written/Accidental Video] No Gallows Can Touch Me

[Written in a shaky hand]

I don't know if anyone is really out there. I seem to be caught up in a tree. In my defence, the tree looks worse than I do. I think I am winning. However, it is very cold and windy up here, and I can't seem to make it down on my own. I've heard about safe falling, but the only guideline we have about falling in the navy is "don't do it." If anyone can see this, then, I need your help. In the meantime, I'll keep writing, if you don't mind. It's just about the only way to keep moving up here.

I am Lieutenant Kennedy aboard His Majesty's Ship the Renown. If you'll believe it, that used to mean something. You may call me Kennedy (with or without the "mister"), or, since I suppose it makes no difference here, just Archie. I've answered to both. While I am sure you are dying to hear the endlessly dull story of my life and death, my literary skills are limited by my half-frozen fingers and my ability to manipulate this infernal book. Maybe later.

I can only hope this place has a decent glass of whiskey somewhere. I have a headache. Probably a permanent one. Not to mention I'm aching in body parts I actually did not have before. I suppose I should be glad to be alive again. Maybe that will come later.

Damned wings. I've no idea what to do with mys

[Accidental video: a flying shot of, well, mostly a grey-and-white blur as the book falls from the tree. A man's fingertips, nearly blue with cold, pass just in front. There's a dismayed shout and the sound of tearing cloth as the journal thumps to the ground, lying open. Barely visible in one corner is a very cold new feather, barely hanging on to a tree branch far above the ground. His pants seem to be caught and tearing. For a moment, he freezes with his arms around the branch, breathing heavily. Seconds later, he chuckles as if he just got a joke. He can barely be heard when he speaks.]

Looks like I d-didn't escape a hanging after all, H-Horatio.

[After a few more wheezing, half-hysterical chuckles, he goes very quiet.

The rest of the shot is of a location just outside the west side of town, north of the river.]

[WRITTEN]

[identity profile] polishrule.livejournal.com 2011-01-05 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I was caught in a tree once!!

Call somebody to get you down
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Yeah. Sure.)

[Voice]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-06 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you've got a real problem, pal.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Be Nimble)

[Video]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-06 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, down here. Having fun hanging around?

[voice]

[identity profile] beaglenapper.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh they just love that, don't they. Dropping a man into a tree.

A Naval man, you say? How long you think you can cling on for, lad?
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Now with class)

[Video]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-06 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I've heard you can get pneumonia staying out like that.

[Idly drinking coffee.]

[identity profile] beaglenapper.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, USS Enterprise, Serial Number SE 19754 T. Don't ask me the bloody stardate, because I lost track of that months ago.

Now, what's that fall lookin' like? Is there a sizable drift beneath the tree?
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (How should I know?)

[Video]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-06 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[But it's cold outside. Meh. On the other hand, never hurts to have someone owe you one, right?]

Sure, why not. You've got a good view on things. Think you can clue me in on where to find you?
originaljackass: (Sat in the corner)

[Video]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
You better have a pretty damn good grip if you expect me to find you in a forest.

[identity profile] beaglenapper.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Hang on while he does some quick calculations. Physics: it's not just for Starfleet anymore.] Right. Don't risk it, man. Is anyone coming for you?

[identity profile] beaglenapper.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Look--I'm over at House 7. [There's the sound of someone rummaging for bagpipes.] I'm closing my journal up for the time being; but in a moment, I'll be on the porch playing the pipes. Keep an ear out, eh?

[And Scotty closes his journal. He'll open it again in a moment to find out if you can hear him from where you are, Archie; and, if so, if you can gauge what direction they were coming from.

Most Scottish Rescue Ever.]

[identity profile] beaglenapper.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[What's so funny about Scots Wha Hae (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32V5nxUl62Y) played in near-hurricane conditions? After going through a number of bars, Scott puts down the pipes and, swollen with Scottish pride and concern, picks up his journal again.]

Ya hear it, lad?
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (You sure about that?)

[Video]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-06 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[That's more useful anyway. Jack gives that a moment to think it over.]

Good enough. We'll see how quick I can be.

[identity profile] beaglenapper.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, no you don't, son.]

Well is yer gran fixin' to get you out of that situation with a ladder, laddie?

[Bloody English.]
originaljackass: (Smoking kills)

[Video]

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-06 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[And Jack is out for a brisk stroll in the cold. In a light jacket of all things. When you've shacked up with the Snow Queen, you don't let things like a little chill bother you. Unless someone has headed him off, Jack will eventually find Archie's tree... in, oh, say fifteen minutes or so.]

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