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Archie Kennedy ([personal profile] simplestgift) wrote2011-04-02 01:10 pm

Eight Bells: [Action/Written]

[Luceti, Jack Sparrow now has drapes. They are lovely drapes, made of something like spiderweb silk and dyed a nice, neutral, manlyish color. The furniture and silver are both polished. There is even a new rug on the living room floor. Everything looks very home-ish.

Jack's clothes, on the other hand, are strewn all over the place, and every drop of dairy is badly curdled. Missing is a pair of trousers and Jack's Jolly Roger t-shirt.

Archie Kennedy comes dashing into town from the Cullen House wearing a pair of trousers and a Jolly Roger t-shirt. He'll make his way as quickly as is possible to his own apartment to get dressed properly so no one will suspect he spent the week with Jack--least of all Jack. He can be run into at any point.

After all this is accomplished and he's eaten something at Seventh Heaven that does not include porridge, honey, or cream, he will sit down to write this note.]


May I speak with a tailor in this town?
all7seas: (hempen halter)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-03 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Jack just MIGHT put two and two together actually, since Buffy very obligingly was tricked into spilling the beans about who didn't want her to tell the pirate about what had happened to his clothing. If that lace is in the pocket?]

I don't want any buggered milk. I want to hang that tiny cretin by his toes, is what I want.
all7seas: (far worse not to have her)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-03 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Kennedy. I'm a pirate what's about to move out to the seaside any day now. Exquisite curtains are not my primary concern.
all7seas: (I'm Captain Jack Sparrow son)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-03 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Well I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, aren't I? And Captain Jack Sparrow's not one to suffer a wee fairy bastard to live.
all7seas: (AHH No WAY!)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-04 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
THAT WERE DIFFERENT. NOW THE MILK'S ALL TURNED ROUND AND SOMEONE'S STOLEN MY PIRATEY SHIRT!

[Not to mention Jack's temper is short now that his DP has come home to him.]
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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Right. He's calmer, now.]
all7seas: (everything was beautiful nothing hurt)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-04 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Right--Kennedy, I'll bite. [He heaves a very small sigh.] Why are you so monomaniacally obsessed with the interior decor of a eunuch-built vampire house?
all7seas: (not where I left you)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-04 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi---just because I live in their former house don't make me obsessed with 'em, Kennedy.
all7seas: (this is my lying face)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Simply buckets of hair-and-shower-care products labeled "Edward"? His Flosty Gritter Bubble Bar? Sparklesheen Face Powder? Eunuch, mate.
all7seas: (any way you slice it)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Pfft. Eunuchs! They can't fancy much of ANYTHING, can they? It's all been snipped away, all the fancying bits! No, mate--that's not a belief I hold in any absolute sense.

...Though YOU seem to know a fair bit about eunuchs, lad...
all7seas: (that's not very nice)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-05 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dunno about THAT---I knew one once by the name of William Turner. Soprano.
all7seas: (cruel is a matter of perspective)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-05 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
KENNEDY.

[Jack is horrified by that suggestion!]
all7seas: (ewwww)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-05 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well we don't run about snipping off a man's Peter and Paul, now do we, mate? You've got entirely the wrong end of it, there.
all7seas: (hmmmm....)

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[personal profile] all7seas 2011-04-05 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow that boy can change tacks...]

Aye---new curtains. Rather lovely, actually; the old ones were a bit...funereal.

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