No, and I've been wanting to--there's more than one! I came here before Horatio, and I can't tell you how happy I was to hear they wrote a book about him.

Nothing...nothing I'd be in, of course.

[Right? Right? He sure hopes not. He'd rather his story be kept private, and besides, they wouldn't include the convicted mutineer in their retelling, would they? Nothing about his seizures, nothing about Simps--oh God, this could be a disaster.]