Me neither. Or -- I've seen them on TV. And I've been at a distant relative's wedding when I was, like, four. But mom assured me I fell asleep before the vows.

And I've been a bridesmaid. Only...we didn't even get to the aisle-walk.

There was that time I was engaged via a spell.

And I don't even want to talk about Jack and Raine's. That doesn't count.