"And there was me in shorts and a tshirt. Not that we were really engaged in...society to-dos. It was really just me and him and a fraction of the Black Pearl's crew. Which -- incidentally? Somehow, being mistaken for a hooker by a pirate feels somehow worse.

You should all just be glad I gave up on the minidresses ages ago. That's all I'm saying. Besides. I think my elbows are very charming."